美服《魔兽世界》派恩少校动物园宠物更新 无法言说的恐怖者歌唱向日葵

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派恩少校的动物园:

这个世界上真正称得上无法形容的恐怖生物的只有少数生物,他们不仅融化你的脸,也能融化你的灵魂。。。而你的脸上一直挂着笑容。多么可怕,又令人浑身发软的生物, 甚至暗示他们的存在会导致村庄逃离、荒漠长颈鹿翻倒死亡和钢筋要塞自发起火。

不,说真的, 你曾经目睹了无论有生命还是无生命的生物屈服于最邪恶,最可怕生物吗? 我甚至不敢去想如果你遇到这样一个人,会发生什么事!

仔细考虑后。。。我们只能说些不能说的事情,用新剥下的皮肤左心衣服。他们会刮你的肝,挤出你的眼球。
 
不, 这跟吐司并不是太搭!

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我真的不认为你会得到这个。我前所未有的认真。如果我身经百战的经验不能说服你, 甚至无法提及这个话题让你们意识到我们的存在受到了威胁,那我生存的意义也就不大了!

只要想到一个这种无法形容的恐怖生物,足以让万能的派恩少校吓出一身冷汗。
 
你眼中不在意的目光告诉我你拒绝理解我想要表达的问题的的严重性。
看, 我不能坐在这里, 告诉你去希尔斯布莱德,找到Sludgeguard塔附近的农场。僵尸比比皆是, 疯狂Brazie需要完成部分任务,最后的奖励是。。。我不能说!  但最终, 你控制你自己的命运, 而我就是一个领袖, 只能带你走那么远。 所以, 如果你要选择一首歌。。向日葵。泰坦与你同在。职业玩家游戏工作室论坛,为您提供游戏项目,游戏辅助,VPN,国外游戏资讯等最新信息。

 

原文

Major Payne's Pet Menagerie: Unspeakable Horror!
Only a few creatures in this world truly deserve to be called unspeakable horrors—creatures that will not only melt your face, but melt your soul . . . all the while laughing in your face. Creatures so frightful, so paralyzing, that to even hint at their presence would cause villages to flee in terror, Barrens Giraffes to keel over dead, and reinforced stone garrisons to spontaneously burst into flames.
No, seriously, have you ever witnessed objects both animate and inanimate succumb to the most sinister, the most evil, dreadful, terrible creatures alive? I don’t even want to go into what could happen if you were to encounter one in person!
On second thought . . . let’s just say these things we cannot speak of will make a suit from your freshly peeled skin! They'll shave your liver, squeeze the jelly from your eyes!
No, it’s not quite good on toast!
I really don’t think you’re getting this. Never have I been more serious. If my battle-hardened experience cannot convince you that even mentioning this topic is threat enough to our existence, I’m left with little else to live for! And the thought of just one of these unspeakable creatures is enough to make even the almighty Major Payne need a change of undies.
Yeah, that’s right!
The inattentive glaze over your eyes tells me you refuse to understand the severity of what I’m trying to impart here. 
Look, I can’t sit here and tell you to go to Hillsbrad Foothills to locate the farm near Sludgeguard Tower. Zombies abound, mad Brazie has a handful of tasks to complete, and the prize at the end is . . . I just can’t say!   But ultimately, you control your own destiny, and I am but a leader whose reach can only go so far. So if you should choose to befriend a Singing Sunflower . . . may the Titans be with you.

 

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