美服《魔兽世界》派恩少校动物园更新之跳跳兔
派恩少校动物园更新：跳跳兔
从前, 有一个穿着红色斗篷的小女孩，有一天, 她打算带些新鲜香面包和高地羊奶酪去看她住在艾尔文森林的祖母。蹦蹦跳跳的走过小路，一边哼着最喜欢的曲调一边回忆跟祖母度过的快乐好时光。到门口时, 她已经能闻到新鲜的热可可温暖的气味，这是美好的一天。美好的一天,我告诉你!
小女孩礼貌地敲门。啊, 她的家已远离故土， 这里如此宁静如此温暖。对她来说, 来到祖母家就像一次将所有节日都过完一样。她跳过前面的房间和厨房, 大喊着她来了，揭开奶奶房间的窗帘。
可惜，奶奶不在家啊。现在在她床上躺着的是一个肮脏的满嘴獠牙,疯狂的啮齿动物，名字叫跳跳兔。他鹰一样锐利的眼睛很小, 他的门牙闪烁着口水，小女孩惊恐地向后退。突然,他淡黄色的嘴巴张开， 发出一阵堪称有史以来最悲惨的声音，他喷吐出大量半消化的胡萝卜。如此恶心讨厌! !
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原文
Major Payne’s Pet Menagerie: Hopling
Once upon a time, there was a little girl who wore a red cloak. One day, she decided to take some fresh Spice Bread and Highland Sheep Cheese to her grandmother, who lived in Elwynn Forest. Skipping along the path, she hummed her favorite tune and pictured all the fun times she’s had visiting with Gammy. Upon reaching the door, she could smell the warm scent of freshly made hot cocoa with cinnamon—this was to be a great day. A great day, I tell ya!
Politely, the little girl knocked at the door and announced her arrival before letting herself in. Ahh, her home away from home—so peaceful, so warm. For her, being at Gammy’s house was like experiencing every holiday all at once. She skipped through the front room and kitchen and proclaimed her presence before peeling back the curtain to her grandmother’s room.
For you see, Gammy wasn’t home. She was at the local market, and taking up residence in her bed was a nasty, bucktoothed, demented rodent named Hopling. His beady eyes narrowed and his front teeth glistened with drool as the little girl reeled back in horror. Suddenly, his orange-tinged mouth opened and—with what can only be described as the most wretched sound ever produced—he spewed forth a torrent of semi-digested carrots. Yuck!!
There you have it! We must do what we can to avenge this atrocity and bring Hopling to justice. And see? I’m not as cold-hearted and apathetic as some of you think. I’ll be damned if a fuzzy, stinky beaver-rat-bunny hybrid can destroy perfectly delicious bread and cheese without restitution! Mmmmmm, I’m hungry now. Get to work—I’ll be here tending to my rumbling tummy whilst you get this handled.