美服《魔兽世界》派恩少校的动物园更新 节后宠物战拉开帷幕

派恩少校的动物园：

哦, 你们看起来都一团糟啊! 我看到你们吃了太多的节日食物。你们对调整最佳状态，努力成为宠物战冠军冷漠态度着实令人担心啊。考虑到将你们带上道是我的工作, 我想我需要再一次采取行动。
放下绷带和饼干, 把你的宠物安全藏好, 因为你要前去的地方有着这样的规则：1)禁止谈论要去的地方。2)坚决禁止谈论要取得地方! 3)如果你尖叫“停!”, 战斗没有结束。停止哭叫，返回战场。 4)在任何给定时间，只允许两人允许进入战场, 顺便说一下, 这就是为什么裁判 在战场徘徊。5) 你可能觉得自己很厉害，但一次只允许打一场。6)不赢就没有荣耀! 7)斗争很可能比你想象的长得多, 你可能会死哦。8)如果这是你第一次上战场, 你就必须参加战斗，否则的话我们其余的人都会嘲笑你。游戏工作室项目，欧服，美服，台服，韩服，日服，国服，东南亚服等所有游戏收货商家信息请关注专业玩家网。

明白啦？ 好。现在就去Brawler协会,继续战斗!至于你们中那些没有入场券的。。懒鬼! 你需要去杀死Pandaria罕见的怪兽,或去黑市拍卖行。嘘! !
Crithto：如果你已经是 Brawler’s Guild的一员, 你必须拿下12个非常强劲的对手。就这一点而言, 你要达到4级, 这样你就可以利用Clock’em。提高自己的地位, 告诉佩恩你的决心，但是这个电动宠物是本周运动的目标。有了 Clock’em，你会有一个强大的机械同伴, 他很快就会占上风。警告：如果你有了Clock’em，而它戴着飙升手套, 小心你的背后!
站起来, 让我们看看你有什么本事! 就个人而言, 成为唯一一个在艾泽拉斯达到11级的人，感觉真的很好, 但看你们的状态，我觉得1级都过不去啊。

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 Major Payne’s Pet Menagerie: Clock’em
My oh my, don’t you all look like a hot, plump mess! I see you’ve been in the figgy pudding and wolfing down way too many holiday treats. Your apathetic attitudes toward getting in shape and becoming true champions of Pet Battles is quite concerning. And given that it’s my job to whip you into said shape, I guess I need to step it up once again. Get ready for some Payne!
Put down the bandages and biscuits and tuck your pets away nice and safe, because where you’re headed there are rules: 1) No talking about where you’re going. 2) No seriously, NO talking about where you’re going! 3) If you scream “Stop!”, chances are the fight’s not over. Quit your crying and get back in there! 4) Only two beings are allowed in the ring at any given time—which, by the way, is why the referee hovers over the arena floor. 5) You may think you’re tough, but only one fight at a time is permitted. 6) No win, no glory! 7) Fights are likely to go on a lot longer than you think, and chances are you’ll die if it takes a while. 8) If this is your first time inside the arena, you have to fight or the rest of us will mock you for the rest of your life. Who am I kidding? I’ll be doing that anyway!
Got all that? Good. Now head to the Brawler’s Guild and get your fight on! For those of you who don’t have a ticket to get in . . . slackers! You’ll need to go get one by either killing rarely seen mobs on Pandaria, or—come closer—by visiting the Black Market Auction House. Shh!!
My favorite four-legged brawler friend has more.
Crithto: Once you’re a member of the Brawler’s Guild, you’ll need to take down 12 very capable and difficult opponents. At that point, you’ll be Rank 4, which then allows you to take possession of Clock’em. Stick around and work your way to a higher rank if you want to show Payne you’re determined, but this motorized pet is the goal of this week’s exercise. With Clock’em on your team, you’ll have a formidable mechanical companion who can quickly get the upper hand with Overtune and Haymaker. A word of caution: if you have Clock’em and he’s wearing spiked gloves, watch your back!
Roll yourself off the couch and let’s see what you got! Personally, being the only person on Azeroth who’s reached Rank 11 feels pretty good, but in your condition, I’m thinking you won’t make it make it past Rank 1.