美服《魔兽世界》派恩少校的动物园更新：神奇的喇蛄

派恩少校的动物园：神奇的喇蛄
几年前,在探索黑风湖周围的山脉时，我发现它在变黑。在跟萨格拉斯扳手腕，背着拉格纳罗斯做了1000个俯卧撑后，然后又徒步持续走了307个小时之后，是该休息一下了。
我搭起帐篷,用巨石支着头睡觉。但才刚有些许睡意，我就被粗鲁地惊醒了，那是海边的一种奇怪的甲壳类生物。头上长着触角似得的东西，肩上好似贝壳，它血迹斑斑的爪子疯狂的搅在一起。拔出剑，我是不会不战而退的。他就会有机会!

但就在我要将它变成一顿可口的晚餐的时候，他只是向我挥手。然后他用一种奇怪的带着杂音的声音说，“跟Pinchy许个愿望!也许是好事，也可能是坏事。Pinchy先也生不知道!”然后我许了愿，结果很糟糕，他来啦!

那么,这些与你们的训练有什么关系呢？艾泽拉斯是个充满揭秘和冒险的地方。在寻找Pinchy先生的旅途中，我希望你们能像我一样，充满耐心，力量。职业玩家游戏工作室论坛，为您提供游戏项目，游戏辅助，VPN,国外游戏资讯等最新信息。
 

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 Major Payne’s Pet Menagerie: Magical Crawdad
A few years ago while exploring the mountains around Blackwind Lake, I noticed it was getting dark. After arm-wrestling Sargeras, doing 1,000 push-ups with Ragnaros standing on my back, and then hiking for 307 straight hours, I felt it was a good time to get a little rest. You look impressed!
I set up camp, pulled up a boulder to prop my head upon, and fell asleep. But catching a few Zs wasn’t to be, as I was rudely awakened by a strange-looking crustacean standing by the shoreline. It had tentacle-horn-like things on its head and spiky shells on its shoulders, and its blood-stained claws were clicking together like mad. I drew my sword. I wasn’t going to go down without a fight. Like he would have had a chance!

But as I was about to turn him into a lovely supper, he just sort of waved at me. Then he spoke with a weird, clattering voice. “Speak with Mr. Pinchy and be granted a wish! Maybe something good . . . maybe something bad . . . Mr. Pinchy does not know!” So I did. And it was bad. And here he comes now!

So what does any of this have to do with your training? Azeroth is a big place filled with countless secrets to uncover and adventures to be had. In the course of your search for Mr. Pinchy, my hope is you will learn to have as much endurance, strength, and patience as me. Do you have what it takes?